Phurnishings

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Furniture
I like furniture
I like every different type of furniture
And if a lady needs help I’ll furnish her
With many different types of furniture

Yo.
I work hard at my job
At the roomful express
But I got a couple things I gotta get off my chest
Like first:
Please don’t bring drinks in here
I thought the sign on the door made that pretty clear
Next:
Could you try and control your kids?
You didn’t see them over there?
Oh.
I thought you did.
Regardless, sir,
That couch is pretty expensive
And they’re jumping on it hard
Like, pretty intensive
And if they get one scuff on that imported leather
My boss isn’t gonna care one lick whether
It was my fault or not
He’ll say
Phlip, you’re caught
And he’ll dock my pay
And straight ruin my day
But still…

Furniture
I like furniture
I like every different type of furniture
And if a lady needs help I’ll furnish her
With many different types of furniture

Ok, great
Now we got that out of the way
Can we talk about the reason why we’re here today?
I think you know exactly what I mean to say
I’m talking furniture – I love it in a special way
Yo, my favorite kind of chair is a la-z-boy, brown
My favorite kind of couch is a wraparound
My favorite footrest is an ottoman
Can I interest you in the extra service plan?
You get five years coverage
Guaranteed
On leather, corduroy or Italian tweed
and if that ain’t enough
then I got what you need
Follow me into the back
Cause I plainly see
That you are a person of exquisite taste
Well guess what?
you’ve made it to the right place
cause…

Furniture
I like furniture
I like every different type of furniture
And if a lady needs help I’ll furnish her
With many different types of furniture

Furniture.
Word.