Phlip-Hop-Top

Yo.
My cell phone’s got mad flip action
Stunned and amazed?
That’s the general reaction
Check the buttons dog,
Yeah, they glow in the dark
Man this phone is flyer than Noah’s ark
I’m not talking ‘bout the boat, man
I’m talking ‘bout the show -
You know which one I mean
The one on Bravo?
If you ain’t seen it you should get Tivo
But man that ain’t the point
Let me get back to this phone.
Yo,
Look up here, the antenna is retractable
I ain’t lying dog,
That shit’s just matter-factual.
And I can get a new one in two years
Cause that’s contractual
And they’re obliged
To provide
Me with an upgrade
Upstage ya
Is what I just did
Cause my cell phone just dropped you on your lid
You’re like a kid
And I’m a mature and grown man
With this nokia N81 in my hand
Sing

(CHOIR)
CELL-U-LAR
(Call me girl just c-call me girl, yo)
CELL-U-LAR
(You can reach my line if ya feelin’ fine, yup)
CELL-U-LAR
PHONE.

Word.